Hello all, and welcome to my first news update for my website. I am typing this sitting in my temporary home for the duration of the Edinburgh festival. I will be doing two shows, “Three Blokes Tell Jokes” at the Newsroom at 1.30pm, and Big Value Middle show at The Caves at 7.30pm.
I flew to Edinburgh rather than take the train and this was a mistake. The flight was fine, but it was at 7am and now I am tormented by the internal debate of whether or not to take a nap. It’s all exciting stuff, this Edinburgh festival. Also, I was too British to ask for the veggie breakfast on the plane, and so just ate around some bacon, While this provided an entertaining diversion, it does essentially mean that I am a moron. I should probably mention that I am vegetarian at this point, otherwise this whole exhilarating story is rendered impotent.
I will be updating this site throughout the festival as much as possible. The updates will be much better than this. I promise.